A New Direction in Theatre


A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum
Director: Andrea Elu
Music Director: Jesse White
Choreographer: Kristi-Anne Lyons
Show Dates: June 15, 16, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 30 Friday and Saturdays 8PM Sundays 2:30

Auditions: Saturday March 23 at 11:00 AM

- Prepare to perform 16-32 bars (about a minute) of any up tempo musical theater song you wish. Be sure to show off your acting as well as your singing ability! Accompaniment will not be provided.
- Please bring your own music prepared on a device and ready to play for your audition.
- A dance call will be held immediately following the vocal auditions. Please dress comfortably and have shoes appropriate for movement.
- Actors may also be asked to read from the script following the dance call.

Rehearsals will generally be held Monday through Thursday evenings beginning in May.

To register for auditions: Email 30byNinetyAuditions@gmail.com. Please include your contact
information and attach picture or headshot and resume if available.

Character List
Senex: (40-70) An older man, but one still attracted to wine, women, and song, Senex is the perennially henpecked husband.

Domina: (40-70) The battle-ax wife of Senex, Domina is not only domineering, but proud.

Hero: (18 -30) The handsome son of Senex and Domina, Hero is a lovesick juvenile who schemes with Pseudolus how he can win the hand (and body) of Philia.

Hysterium: (35 – 55) Chief slave in the House of Senex. . Loyal, frantic, and frenetic, Hysterium believes he is in control, but is actually Pseudolus’ puppet to carry out his schemes and help him in his plots.

Pseudolus: (30+) Playful comic ringmaster of the show. A slave of Hero, Pseudolus is sly, conniving, and willing to do anything for his freedom, leading to a deal with Hero that if the slave can win Philia for his master, his master will, in turn, grant his freedom.

Philia: (18-30) Still a virginal girl, the beautiful and young and devoted, but vacant, Philia belongs to Lycus and is a courtesan-in-training, already contracted to be sold to Miles Gloriosus. She and Hero, however, are in love.

Lycus: (40 – 55) The owner of the courtesans. Slimy and lecherous, he takes a businesslike care of
his concubines and is always out to make a profit.

Erronius: (50+) A befuddled old man who is partially blind and always confused, Erronius spends
most of the play bemoaning his two children who were kidnapped by pirates years ago.
Miles Gloriosus: (25 – 40) A roman soldier, Miles Gloriosus is manly, handsome, strong—and

Courtesans: (18+) Women who work in the House of Marcus Lycus. Acting, dancing, and vocal skills needed - Special skills a plus.

Tintinabula: “the face of an idol . . . the arms of a willow tree . . . and the pelvis of a camel.”

Panacea: “a face that holds a thousand promises, and a body that stands behind each promise.”

The Geminae: Twin courtesans. “A matched pair. Either one a divinely assembled woman, together
an infinite number of mathematical possibilities.”

Vibrata: “exotic as a desert bloom . . . wondrous as a flamingo . . . lithe as a tigress . . . for the man whose interest is wildlife.”

Gymnasia: “a giant stage on which a thousand dramas can be played.”

Proteans: (18+) Multiple support roles, dancers, soldiers etc. Acting, dancing, and vocal skills
needed – a talent for broad comedic schtick a plus!


Auditions for STEEL MAGNOLIAS by Robert Harling
Directed by Jason Leader
Assistant Director - Jo Beth Valentino
May 26, 2019
6:30 PM

Please cut and paste the following prompts into an email and send to 30byNinetyAuditions@gmail.com along with a casual photo from your mobile device. Does not have to be a professional headshot.

First & Last Name:
Cell Phone:
Preferred Role:
Have you been in Steel Magnolias?:
If so, which character did you play?:
Potential conflicts with rehearsal schedule:

Auditions will be a COLD READ from the script.

Rehearsal Schedule:
June 2, 5:30-8:30PM
June 9, 5:30-8:30PM
June 15, 10AM-1PM
June 17-20, 6:30-9:00PM
June 24-27, 6:30-9:00PM
June 30-July 3, 6:30-9:00PM
July 8-12, 6:30-9:00PM
July 15-19, TECH WEEK TBA

Show Dates:
Opening Night - July, 20 - 8PM
July 21 - 2:30PM Matinee
July 26 & 27, 8PM
July 28, 2:30PM Matinee
August 2 & 3, 8PM
August 4, Final Performance, 2:30PM

Roles Available: (Must be able to play age listed)

Truvy: Female, 40-50
Owner of a small town beauty shop. Full of energy, she knows everyone’s business and shares it with anyone who will listen. She has a huge heart and in her way, is looking out for all that enter her shop. She always has advice for you, and that advice often comes in the form of country sayings. Truvy is also a dreamer, she lets herself believe that she would like the adventure that another place could bring, but in reality she’s the loyal glue that holds this small family of friends together.

Annelle: Female, 18+ to Mid 20's
A very shy “hair-dresser” – well, in truth, new to hairdressing, but hopeful of a future. She’s the outsider. We meet Annelle when she is down on her luck and at her lowest point. Her husband has run off and has taken her car and money. She’s behind on rent and at a loss as to her next move. She’s earnest to a fault, and over the course of the show shifts from a very soft-spoken person, to a bible-loving Christian with her heart on her sleeve, to a young woman who understands who these ladies are and trusts herself enough to begin to wield a humor of her own.

Clairee: Female, 60-70
Widow of the former mayor of Chinquapin. Bit of the Grande Dame. She is wealthy and also knows everyone’s business. She uses gossip like currency in this town. She is the sarcastic member of the group. She loves to laugh and poke fun at the little things that others cry over, she’d be great company at a funeral. She loves the local high school football team, and she has…um….let’s say a bit of a sweet tooth.

M'Lynn: Female, 50-55
Mother of Shelby. She is over-protective at times and finds the need to have a firm grasp on the world at all times. She is a busy woman who worries too much for her age, never gossips, and wants what is best for her family. One suspects that she was Shelby when she was younger and, as we so often do, now tries to use her experience to save Shelby from making the same mistakes. Of course the tighter that she hangs on to Shelby, the more rebellious her daughter is. M’Lynn’s the pillar of support for others, but hasn’t had to reach out for support for herself very often. She keeps a tight council (will not gossip), and possesses much of the steel in the play’s title, until her daughter’s death cracks her. Everybody in Truvy’s shop helps her to pick up the pieces.

Shelby: Female, 18+ to Mid 20's
A diabetic young lady, who is very much her mother’s daughter. Folks say that she’s the prettiest girl in town, and she is, but she’s so much more. She’s smart, confident, has an absolute sense of who she is, and loves naturally being the center of every room that she’s in. She has a great sense of humor and revels in the power of youth. She’s hungry for life, and wants to make her own mistakes. She aspires to her mother’s toughness, but rebels against her protection. Her own vulnerability frustrates her. Shelby’s favorite colors are pink and pink, and she wields pink like a shaft of iron.

Ouiser ("Weezer"): Female, 60-70
She is the same age as her oldest friend, Clairee. She is wealthy, eccentric, and forceful. She doesn’t suffer fools easily. If misery loves company, it adores Ouiser. She is the engine in this (and any) room. She says that men are “horrible creatures," and pretends to have moved on past that concern in her life. Ouiser thinks that she’s as independent at they come. She says that she’s been in a bad mood for forty years, and that the sooner her body wears out the better off she’ll be. She’s a southern woman, who wears a funny hat, an ugly dress and has hands like t-bones from gardening in the soil. Of course, all of that covers a longing in her heart. One that Shelby helps to repair.

The action is set in Truvy's beauty salon in Chinquapin, Louisiana, where all the ladies who are "anybody" come to have their hair done. Helped by her eager new assistant, Annelle (who is not sure whether or not she is still married), the outspoken, wise-cracking Truvy dispenses shampoos and free advice to the town's rich curmudgeon, Ouiser, ("I'm not crazy, I've just been in a bad mood for forty years"); an eccentric millionaire, Miss Clairee, who has a raging sweet tooth; and the local social leader, M'Lynn, whose daughter, Shelby (the prettiest girl in town), is about to marry a "good ole boy." Filled with hilarious repartee and not a few acerbic but humorously revealing verbal collisions, the play moves toward tragedy when, in the second act, the spunky Shelby (who is a diabetic) risks pregnancy and forfeits her life. The sudden realization of their mortality affects the others, but also draws on the underlying strength—and love—which give the play, and its characters, the special quality to make them truly touching, funny and marvelously amiable company in good times and bad.

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